Украина Self Destructs

Civil War broke out today in Украина when local warlords launched a volley of nuclear weapons at each other in an surprise attack. The International Community is still awaiting a statement from Украина officials, who seem to have lost all contact with the outside world, and are believed to be trapped inside thier bunkers without radio communications after the resulting electromagnetic pulse fried the circuitry in local transmission towers and radioactive fallout has initiated a lockdown on all bunker exits until is clears in aproximately 24 hours. Armies from many friendly and hostile Alliances await patiently on the border, some offering Relief Aid, while others twirl thier moustaches, snickering maliciously at the prospect of expanding thier territories at the expense of the newly mutated Украинско citizens.

"This struggle has no end and will have no end. The kingdom of God, as it is written, is attained through violence," prophecised the radioactively reincarnated corpse of Lev Isaakovich Shestov, before attepmting to once again flee to Paris and see if he could seek refuge in the loving arms of the grand-daughter of Julia Kristeva.

Ms Kristeva has reportedly rejected the request, stating that "he stands on the fragile threshold as if stranded on account of an impossible demarcation."

In other news, Rabban's terrorist forces continue thier random march across the globe, leaving behind occupying forces in the city of Timbuktu. A nuclear counter-attack in Kindu is alledged to have defeated his newly conscripted force of Congolese warriors before duct tape rations arrived.

Broken Rec-Rec-Record

Some info has been passed along, so I'll post an update on the last thread.

Confessions, obtained without torture - NimC, Fluteflute and five others phoned in to admit they are terrorists but didn't leave a name or contact number.

Accusations - According to 2 annonymous callers, I am a terrorist.

Supporters - 2 annonymous callers claim to be proud to support the terrorists, but weren't proud enough to name themselves.

"Innocent" Bystanders - 4 annonymous callers deny involvement, while laughter was heard in the background.

Of the accused, Rabban paid me a personal visit in Kurgan, Russia and narrowly escaped after one of his cells was killed while undergoing interrogation. No-one else has come forward to defend themselves, but a Ronin spokesman mentioned some historical facts I was previously unaware of in thier defence. I also recieved a letter from the New Brave 3rd Recon Dwarf Commandos Alliance informing me of the Tiger's past strength and the historically random nature of Godeyes and Wolf of Totem. It went on to speculate that they would not accept funding. The letter also contained traces of white powder which was at first believed to be anthrax, but turned out to be a sample of Minister Joedeuces124's stash.

A press release from the Crimson Saints Alliance media office confirmed that Godeyes, Tiger, Tigers, and Wolf of Totem are a part of the same alliance, and noted that in the higher circles of the GEWar International Community that this was common knowledge.

For the Record

I've noticed roving bands of small Alliances have been working together in attacking certain alliances, leaving little recourse for retaliation as they tend to remain citiless.

Do not be fooled, they are well funded, and appear to serve the purposes of higher powers which can be seen to have benefited from thier actions on numerous occassions. These Alliances have are not interested in occupying your cities, yet have the income to strategically attack specified targets before leaving them vacant or passing them amongst themselves until they ultimately end up in the hands of a larger alliance which considers themselves safe from retribution.

Some larger alliances are using the roving bands as a buffer to neutralise any diplomatic efforts that may be available in reclaiming the cities. These state sponsored terrorists are known by the following names, but this is just a diversion engineered to mask the intentions of thier investors.

I will add to this list as more information comes available. Please post a comment if you have any information about these mercenary terrorists. All attacks noted happened in the last 30 days.

• Godeyes (Attacked Vulture and 3rd in Russia and China)


• Tiger (Attacked 3rd in China)


• Tigers (Attacked 3rd and SJ in China)


• Troy (Attacked SJ in China)


• Wolf of Totem (attacked 3rd and NWO in China)


• Bot Alliance (bagman for Duck Butter, bounty on his head)

Unlike other sub-alliance cells such as Brave New Warriors, NO is for nightowls and ODA Metal, these terrorist cells do not wear the name of thier superiors with pride. As the members of these mercenary alliances will often change alliances or even temporarily quit an alliance, later I will list the names of the most active terrorists below to expose them, and the true allegiances they attempt to mask.

If you notice any of these terrorists heading your way, consider them hostile and become aware of the Alliances that support them. I welcome any of the alleged terrorists to offer comment on thier actions. Any claims made in the comments will be investigated, and if found to be valid, I will modify these lists to include possible financial supporters and remove those who have been falsely accused.

akotten Diablo1123 kmvan mingzhouyin Radeon the_goose_of_destiny Yossarian BabyG beyourmind hiyufg kingwy loddq Luminox woodlove00 Xavier xczdx ynbz8869

zllt zzm Rabban VICKI datafly Godhappy hhlead05 hi141 tangzang zhangjun zhongguohu Aliveaobing bhluu Ombres CJQ finggoo gdtv Kyleh

K_2 larsen lgfifa liyong_my northern1982 officeman rence samtao siye Wangqianchong wolfman xiaolt2007 yajalada zhangguofengt zjwzc fander forestbird jinchf_sxzjcn

I'd appreciate any more information regarding the alleged, so we can narrow down who is funding thier actions. I have my suspicions based on who they are NOT attacking.

The Sun Returns

гриф today claimed victory in the civil war in central Russia, reuinifying a majority of the territories with the motherland. A small mercy has so far been given to the rebel cyberian militia, with гриф honoring the traditional holy ritual ceremony of Картошка, and observing the ancient sanctuary of Novosibirsk during the Full GoogleMoon. With reports of rebel attacks further west in Jekaterinburg this fragile ceasefire doesn't look to be getting any closer to peace. Troops returning from the frontlines bore a sombre expression, more eager to return for glory than wait in limbo. An anonymous returning medic (he's a dentist so he can't give his real name in blogs) rambled drunkenly "All this religious, political.... iz bad for the war, we should start a war on священники", before stumbling off to spend has pay on whiskey, girls and games of chance in the coastal city of Alta. Alta is a recent addition to the empire, after defeating the armies of The Camoflauged Polyester Queen, who is now seeking refuge in Britain.

Cyberian Storm

Things were said, and actions taken. We all had a breather and there was a brief calm before nature unleashed The Storm. While some slept peacefully, blissfully unaware, large armies marched on through the storm toward thier city gates. Once realising the sound made on the rooftops wasn't rain, but tent pegs, the newly awoken opened the windows and witnessed the reality of thousands of troops moving into formation, preparing to attack.

гриф Victory Party

After multiple nuclear hits, followed by fierce ground fighting, Atlanta was restored to order under the guidance of the wise Gen. Kaltho. His first decree was to impose a strict curfew on going home, all citizens who fail to party until sunrise will be arrested and made to clean up tommorow. Before the blood on the city wall had time to dry, Gen. Tweedy asked "where's the beer"? and radio'd in a supply drop from Gen. tHE_fOOL, who arrived almost instantly with Buffalo wings, chips and beer for all.

Jim Morrison travelled through time with the Beatles in a Yellow submarine to arrive just in time to DJ stripsets for the Naked Ladies working had to make it out of the trailer-park as a star of the hit reality TV show, Girls Gone Wild. гриф issue condoms were sparingly rationed out at 200/person by Gen. Tweedy after intel division recieved information that the Band Roadie had crabs, among other exotic animals in his pants.

Osama Bin Laden made a rare appearance as he arrived in a school bus full of 77 hot naked virgins who began giving free lap dances to the victorious soldiers. Osama tried to leave "cos he had an early start in the morning", but he was detained without rights and forcefed funnels until the foam doubled the size of his beard. He was then interrogated about a suspicious bag was found on the bus, which turned out to belong to the Janis Joplin. Joplin reclaimed the bag after gaining legal advice which proved the bag was not a bomb, but one of the secret herbs for the chicken being prepared by Colonel Sanders. Osama was later reported to be stumbling around asking trees if they's seen his keys, before disappearing to sleep it off in the bus.

Some Angry Neighbors got past bouncer Tom while he was distracted by a Dirty Old Man selling balloons for 10 geo each to young Hugh G Rection, hier to the MegaRection fortune. Bouncer Joe detained and escorted the neighbors to the yellow submarine and sent them back to the conservative age of Victorian England. At last report more hot naked girls and potato salad (its that kind of a party) were on thier way with Dads belt which he left at Hotlanta's place last night.

Donator Game

Another world exists, only for the elite who send funding to make the world the world a better place. I recently joined what the possible future of GEWar will be, and I like what I see. Well worth my five bucks :)
The user interface is greatly evolved. Some things still need to be worked out concerning the domination of level one (which is supposed to be the 'tutorial' level) by experienced players who are making it hard for people to move into the next level by hogging cities to a total worth of over 10 times that needed to move to level two. Pity some players have tarnished what is an otherwise awsome effort by the peoples responsible for coding the game.
So far I am a hermit without a hut, but have joined the Lvl 1 Orphans Alliance and they are so far very helpful. I'm negotiating the purchase of a small village so I can get somewhere safe to live. I keep hearing horror stories about militia armies disturbing locals and fear that I may soon be a victim if I keep wandering the outback like a nomad. The donator game seems a good place to make contact with people who aren't in your alliance in the main game, stregthening diplomatic ties. I suppose it also allows for you to attack your main game Alliance members for bragging rights ;)

Vodka Diplomacy

Vodka leads to drunk. Drunk leads to emotional. Emotional leads to irrational. Irrational leads to undiplomatic. Note to self, dont make warplans the morning after the night before if the night before is still going, and you lost control hours ago. I have taken a few defeats in stride, and learnt a bit about my neighbors. Sober and peaceful, my headache is fading.

Order Returns To Google Earth

In the aftermath of the first wave of nuclear attacks, Alpha an Omega Alliance has managed to restore world order and regain most territories, with a little help from thier friends. The compulsive gambling insurgents of New Alliance claimed responsibility for most of the attacks, amidst wails of disappointment that no-one followed the revolution they spent all thier money to initiate.

"Looks like NAR used a new way to bring AO down. A little slot machine in the casino rolled the dice and decided to start the apocalypse and change the whole world" commented AO Lt.Col. Schlunz.

"Noone wanted to go against AO becasue of their NAPs. So we had to go it alone. We nuked cities and thus left the opportunity open for other alliancs to take the cities and start making money themselves...instead they all chickened out and left AO to continue on their way" replied a New Alliance spokesman before spitting violently at the ground.

While A&O was humbled by the hard blow, 32 hours later the revolution was declared over, and A&O reclaimed the top spot. A notable action is the double nuking of a few cities, including the resource city of Cape Town in South Africa, where commerce came to a halt for almost 48 hours resulting in a diamond rationing scheme to be introduced for the wives of A&O officers until steady supply could be re-established. The cotton fields of Atlanta, USA are still enjoying tax free status, while basking in the radioactive warmth of thier new line of glow it the dark eveningwear and partying like its the appocalypse. Almost 50 armies wait on the border for the fallout to clear in about 10 hours, keen to restore order and resume taxation, in order to raise the revenue required to pay for A&O's victory celebrations.

New Alliance, although disheartened, has made a strong symbolic statement in the attack, demonstrating that the ruling class is not bulletproof. Rumours of a rise in NA sympathisers have many worried about the outcome of the next wave of attacks. There is concern that a culture of excessive Non Agression Pacts is oppressing the fighting class, but fortunately thier inability to work diplomatically stops them from combining thier forces effectively in an environment of mistrust and paranioa.