Friday, March 9, 2007

The Sun Returns

гриф today claimed victory in the civil war in central Russia, reuinifying a majority of the territories with the motherland. A small mercy has so far been given to the rebel cyberian militia, with гриф honoring the traditional holy ritual ceremony of Картошка, and observing the ancient sanctuary of Novosibirsk during the Full GoogleMoon. With reports of rebel attacks further west in Jekaterinburg this fragile ceasefire doesn't look to be getting any closer to peace. Troops returning from the frontlines bore a sombre expression, more eager to return for glory than wait in limbo. An anonymous returning medic (he's a dentist so he can't give his real name in blogs) rambled drunkenly "All this religious, political.... iz bad for the war, we should start a war on священники", before stumbling off to spend has pay on whiskey, girls and games of chance in the coastal city of Alta. Alta is a recent addition to the empire, after defeating the armies of The Camoflauged Polyester Queen, who is now seeking refuge in Britain.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wonder where you get those russian words and do you have any idea what they means
гриф, картошка, священники lol