гриф Victory Party

After multiple nuclear hits, followed by fierce ground fighting, Atlanta was restored to order under the guidance of the wise Gen. Kaltho. His first decree was to impose a strict curfew on going home, all citizens who fail to party until sunrise will be arrested and made to clean up tommorow. Before the blood on the city wall had time to dry, Gen. Tweedy asked "where's the beer"? and radio'd in a supply drop from Gen. tHE_fOOL, who arrived almost instantly with Buffalo wings, chips and beer for all.

Jim Morrison travelled through time with the Beatles in a Yellow submarine to arrive just in time to DJ stripsets for the Naked Ladies working had to make it out of the trailer-park as a star of the hit reality TV show, Girls Gone Wild. гриф issue condoms were sparingly rationed out at 200/person by Gen. Tweedy after intel division recieved information that the Band Roadie had crabs, among other exotic animals in his pants.

Osama Bin Laden made a rare appearance as he arrived in a school bus full of 77 hot naked virgins who began giving free lap dances to the victorious soldiers. Osama tried to leave "cos he had an early start in the morning", but he was detained without rights and forcefed funnels until the foam doubled the size of his beard. He was then interrogated about a suspicious bag was found on the bus, which turned out to belong to the Janis Joplin. Joplin reclaimed the bag after gaining legal advice which proved the bag was not a bomb, but one of the secret herbs for the chicken being prepared by Colonel Sanders. Osama was later reported to be stumbling around asking trees if they's seen his keys, before disappearing to sleep it off in the bus.

Some Angry Neighbors got past bouncer Tom while he was distracted by a Dirty Old Man selling balloons for 10 geo each to young Hugh G Rection, hier to the MegaRection fortune. Bouncer Joe detained and escorted the neighbors to the yellow submarine and sent them back to the conservative age of Victorian England. At last report more hot naked girls and potato salad (its that kind of a party) were on thier way with Dads belt which he left at Hotlanta's place last night.